
okies ppl outside school wont get this at all. ok so what happened was that the school decided that theyve had enough of the students destroying the toilets (we actually used up all our funding money given by some organisation by fixing toilets). sooo they thought, "hey, the only way to solve this is by locking all the toilets in the school." "Ah yes. Pure genius... burst their bladders! burst them ALL!!!"
so yes in order for u to go to the toilet... u must take ur diary, get it signed by ur class teacher, take it to the office, show the ladies, get ur name marked off, get a key, take it to the toilet and open, do ur thang, lock the door after u come out, go back to the office, return key, sign off, go back to class.
i think by the time uve gotten to the office u would have pissed ur pants... if not that... worse. but yes that leads onto a story of a girl at skool who decided to crap in the middle of the toilet room to make a statement about the new rules. the boys came up with something different. but really its not that different. we springwooders are so creative.
Friday, September 22, 2006
Protest... Springwood Style
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Bust out

well ppl are telling to put up some more comics so here u go children. oh and for those who didnt figure it out... u click on the comics to enlarge. (as in left click... left...)
for those who saw pharan dance on stage (meaning the entire school) this is for u
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Sunday, September 17, 2006
Year 12.
Term 3.
exam block.
widely acclaimed as one of the most horrific experiences of the average overly-ambitious asian teenager's life.
ok so here's the thing. its year 12. crazy-time-blah-blah and i thought i would have to cut back on church, at least thats what my teachers were telling me.
teacherdude: so how u handling year 12?
me: ahh... depends on ur definition of 'handling'. *nervous laugh* its just a bit hard with assignments, church and work (forgot to mention to him that i work a whopping one shift a week at crazy's)
teacherdude: Well, maybe you should think bout missing church a little. Skool comes first!
me: *thinks* (aw man. poor guy. just when u start to wonder if teachers have lives outside skool) lol i think i'd rather quit crazy's, sir
i got why he was trying to get me to put skool as a higher priority, but seriously, sometimes when u put God first, everything else will just go according to plan. maybe not your plan, but a plan - a better plan. so i thought to myself "you know what... i'm gunna just try and go to choir, youth, church and bible study all through term 3." not just cuz i love going to church (for those who think ppl would have to be gagged, tied up and thrown into the back of a car to be taken to church) but just cuz i've seen what being faithful to God can do.
me: thinking to self (physics exam... in two days... maybe i should start learning everything the class has done this term)
i dont think i've ever been sooo unprepared for a test than those two physics tests.
knowledge and procedure.
there was one topic that the teacher told us to study that i didnt take any note of. *goes into test thinkin* (ok maybe it wont show up too much) *flips over page* no. *flips again* NO. *flips rapidly* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
scientific processing and complex reasoning (worse than it sounds, trust me.)
*reads question* ?
*reads again* ??
*reads each word for three seconds each* WHAAAAA???? i dont even understand the question!! how am i meant to answer it?? *starts wondering if drawing a simley face on the graph paper will get me points for trying*
i was just praying to God through that whole block exams. and came out thinking i did horribly but i wasnt gunna blame God for that. u dont not study all term and say "so God ive been goin to church everyweek... where's my A huh?" i was just praying that ive done my best and that i still trust Him.
but today goodole sean comes up to be and says "hey frances! you're fourth in ranking for physics!"
me: *high pitch yell* WHAT??
sena: you're fourth in ranking for physics!
me: WHATTT???
sena: you're fourth in ranking for physics! (exact same enthusiasm as the first two times)
im pretty sure i wasnt fourth before that dreadful test so it was like woooowww. thanx God ^^
and thats only one example. so many times, God has been faithful to me. and that makes me wanna be faithful to Him. and even if i was disappointed with my results... i know God will be with me, continuely loving me, guiding me and teaching me...
nothing is impossible for Him :)
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006
QCS IS OVERRR
QCS day one: early start at skool - 7:30am
nice breakfast accompanied by some radio music and pharan screaming at the top of his lungs "IT'S OKAY PPLZ!!!! DESTRESS!!! *runs around*" cool calm and collected indeed.
so first up was the Writing Task. and ooooooooooh man. i don't think i've ever seen a room full of SPRINGWOOD students be so serious... all at the same time. u could hear a pin drop when everyone started entering the room. sure, i started to get a little nervous when they made us sit there for 15 minutes in silence but hey... with Ashley Ham showing me her hand shaking violently and Katelyn nearly passing out infront of me... i felt ok.
ok so walked out of the WT with a newfound hatred for QCS, saying that when i become the queen of the world, i'll make sure QCS is put to its firey end :) and then lunch break... the sharings. man, its amazing how many different ideas ppl can get from the stimulus 'shape'. For example, there's body image, body image aaaaand body image!
so anyways Multiple Choice... hmm they should really rename that to "Fill-In-Random-Circles-And-Hope-For-The-Best". so yeah FIRCAHFTB was over and ppl were dancing out of the room. me walking out and crushing their spirits by saying "hello... there's still tomorrow ppl." sorry guys :P
day two... breakfast again... but... something was different... *gasp* pharan wasnt screaming anymore... why? he took his rage out on an innocent brick wall. ahh yes.. i know i'll be picking up Pharan's "How to Destress" book.
anyways i thought i did ok in short response... until ppl told me that they wont mark the written stuff if its in pencil. *dies*. yeah... was a little peeved off but i managed to get that out... by giving everyone else a massage... i guess i destress when i help other ppl relax lol oh but i later found out that it'll still be marked... thank God.
then MC2 and then.. it was over!!! then the dancing and skipping began.
and now... exam block and assignments. *sigh* shall celebrate the end of term three soon my friends... soon.
luv yas lots!
francey
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Thursday, August 31, 2006
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
The Trainer Family 2

sequel to the previous one i did of sean and mickee. lol u guys are so cute together. this is to all those in my lunch group (cept dylan).
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Friday, August 18, 2006
Crazy crazy crazy clarks

this happened at work the other nite. a few alterations at the end. its more like what would have been said... but i wanted to keep my job.
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Just another class of Physics

this is for all those people out there who sit in the back row of my physics class. You know who you are. This ones for you. :)
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Jammin

another english extension moment... its amazing what u find funny in a class of two ppl... esp when one is sleep deprived and the other hadnt eaten in 36 hours.
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Sunday, August 13, 2006
Do you think I'm beautiful?
Hey everybody!
ok so with all the blogs ive been making... only one is actually talking bout something besides my comics lol so i thought id let out some thoughts.
well u guys may know that it was my bday like more than a week ago but... im gettin all the pressies now :P and ive noticed a pattern in what ppl got me. Scarf, gloves, bag, jumper, top, jacket, jewellery and secret pressies to come that are apparently fashionable too.
me: Are you guys trying to tell me I'm a dag? *raises eyebrow*
Max: No. *takes hands* We're just trying to make you realise your 'potential'
me: *rolls eyes*
Most of you know that i act like i don't want to change by being more girly or more attractive. But to tell you the truth... it IS an act. But the other truth is... i dun really know how to do that. oh wait... you guys obviously already knew that lol
but yeah i guess ever since i was a youngster, i was like... the 'meh' girl. 'Meh' girl is the girl that has attractive friends and compared to them... shes just plain. Her friends would always get asked out but she would never get a guy to look at her that way.
Going back to the pressies thing, I also got a book called "Do you think I'm beautiful?" and the subtitle says "The question every woman asks". Reading that, I was just like "Pfft... I dont ask that" *sticks chin in air like shes got so much self-esteem she doesn't need to read the book* But I started reading the book this afternoon and the way the author described her childhood was kinda related to mine. She was a 'meh' girl and the quarterbacks would call her name, pull her aside... then ask if they had a chance with her gorgeous friends. I had that too.
but yeah most ppl wouldnt call me pretty until my later highskool years. but even after that... I still feel like I want to be noticed more, to be gorgeous on the outside and... well basically adored. It sounds horrible... but the author made it pretty clear that almost every girl has that desire. I don't think i'm as insecure as the author described herself... but she did make me realise that i was just pretending that i didnt want attention and physical beauty. i used to say that God has blessed me with a 'guy repellent' to keep me out of trouble. its been working pretty well i think, but at the same time, I kinda had that feeling of wanting someone to tell u how beautiful you are, without you asking them the age old question "how do i look?"
So i thought about this a bit... and then the author described her lowest point of struggling with this desire that seemed to be impossible to fulfilled. she was lieing on the floor, crying and then said to God:
God, do YOU think I'm beautiful? No one else has been able... so is it You? Tell me that you love me. Tell me that You'll fight for me. Tell me that I am beautiful.
then she sensed God patiently smiling over her, saying to her heart:
Yes, I think that you are beautiful. Your deirie has served its purpose; you have finally brought your true heart to Me. Are you tired of hoping that someone else could fill the place that was meant for Me? I see you, I know all of you... I see your sin and I see your flaws and I still love you. You are incredibly beautiful to Me.
how awesome is that? the fact that no one else knows my flaws, my weaknesses and wordly desire the way God does and He loves me more than any other. That's real love. That's what ive been wanting all my life... and the thing is... I've always had it. It's only when I opened my eyes to God's love that i realised it. There's no one i could trust more. No one could find me more beautiful and precious than Him. Mushy sounding, I know. But i dont really care :D He is my comfort, my sheild, my Father, my Lord, my shepherd, my creator and my friend. and when I meet God in heaven... I wanna hear him say... "Frances... you are beautiful."
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Friday, August 11, 2006
Stockings

ok so in english we were learning bout hitler, the jewish and nazi ppl times and yeah Mrs Sheperd randomly tells us bout how back in those days stockings were a device for luring women. as a result... i had to draw a comic bout it.
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Writer's conference

this is mickee if he had to do his english oral presentation where he's a writer at a writers conference.
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Thursday, August 10, 2006
Maths class

Ok maybe only the ppl who were in my maths class will find this hilarious... you see, this cartoon was inspired by a quite funny incident which took place this morning in maths class where Katelyn started to get frustrated with Mr Cusack and the way he was handling a question. Enjoy.
(Small exaggerations may be included) :D
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