Friday, March 09, 2007

Uni vs. Highskool

kk i gotta admit uni life is a degree better than highskool. i survived the second week and there are a few differences between uni and highskool that I've picked up on.



No. 1 - People are extremely polite. No guys telling u to "shake that ass" and no cat fights where girls nearly die from getting punched in the temporal (so far).




No. 2 - Walking to the next class is like a loooooooong venture across the surface of the sun. I mean even though I had to walk to seperate buildings for each class in high... at least we had a few covered pathways. Each step at uni brings me closer to skin cancer. They wanted to have a little more fun by making all the buildings and pavements white so that we can be blind too.




No. 3 - Tutors tell you to wear skimpier clothing. Ok I lie. ONE tutor told us to wear skimpier clothes. Not saying that highskool girls wore nun costumes every free-dress day (the 'day of opportuny') but you see, in anatomy we must learn more about the body and we must be able to see the body and be able to touch the body. Apparently t-shirts are not appropiate as it is difficult to touch body parts through clothing. Singlets and shorts are preferred (not too sure by who). And yeah... there is a lucky handful of guys in OT.




No. 4 - Alot more asians. I used to feel special.




No. 5 - Academic people dominate. Remember highskool toilets? I dunno bout everyone else but springwood toilets were dark, dirty and 4 out of 5 toilets were in no condition to be used. The toilet doors were covered with graffiti, rude comments, random swearing and confessions of a teenage 'emo'. And if not that then a fresh coat of paint (usually a colour which resembles vomit). But at UQ... omg. This is what I found on the toilet door of the Psychology building.

It's like a violent brawl in Nerd Land.

Nerd 1 : Students - be a conscious contributer to socialism, liberalism - ANARCHY. Think for yourselves!

Nerd 2: Why would you want anarchy? Without the government, you hippies wouldn't get your centrelink payments.

Nerd 3: You're so foolish. (lol foolish... that must be the closest thing to a swear word) Socialism and Liberalism aren't about thinkin for yourself. Do us all a favour and read up on your political science.

(I dunno how they managed to bring an insult back to study)

Nerd 4: You obviously don't know ANYTHING about the history of social welfare in Australia... one of the best welfare systems in the world.

Yes..... The toilet doors at UQ are the hot spots of political debates.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Tea etc... the EMP youth hang out

here's a few things that happened bout 30 mins ago...

Vonnie: Oh look... they have chairs over there.
Me: *stares at chairs* I want the tall one...
Everyone: *turns around* Which guy are u talkin bout? Are you talkin bout Simon?

a while after that...

Ness: *stares at the light in the shape of a light bulb on the wall* You know... that thing looks like a miniature version of what guys pee in....
Everyone: oh. my. gosh...
Ness: urinal urinal URINAL UARNIAL AURIALL

*silence*

Ness: *looks at lightbulb* I want the white one...
Everyone: You mean Colin?

minute later...

Ness: I want the chocolate one...
Everyone: That's bui
Ness: oh.

Sandra: I want the asian one...
Everyone: bahh... GREEDY!!
Heidi: "I love boys *mwah*"

Another one...

Ness: *Points to tiny speck on the table* What's that??
Emily: Your brain.

OH! this one.

Rev Ling: So Tim... it's your birthday?
Timmeh: Yeah.
Rev Ling: mmm I have to push you into a pool with these two beautiful ladies *points to me and audrey*
Timmeh: ........... but why??
Rev Ling: Because it's your birthday!
Timmeh: .............. I don't... understand...
Frances: But we don't have a pool.
Rev Ling: Well we must find one!!

Soooooo random.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

uni noob

k so as u all may know (or should know since i told every breathing being) i am now a uni student. before u guys start picturing me being lost in the middle of a pond or sumfin... i should tell u that i didn't get as lost as i imagined. all thanx to my trusty "asian-tourist" map. two guys actually came up to me and asked if i knew where the law library was. so TAKE THAT! they've actually mistaken me for someone who knows things. hence i didnt look too nooby either

but if u were the lecturer then ud see a very different look on my face. the "shifty-lookin-at-other-ppls-notes" look.



ok it didnt exactly go like that... but when i saw the girl next to me scribble away.. i did think i was clueless.. only to find out she was half way through colouring her square.

breaking the ice with uni ppl is so easy. just make them laugh... theyre a crowd thats easy to please. in my first tutorial the teacher dude made us introduce ourselves to the rest of the class by saying our name (including last name so he could mark us off) where we're from and if weve been to uni before. since i was last i thought id just make fun of myself being a noob, a bogan and having the last name dong.

after the tut this girl actually came up to me to compliment my jokes.

random chick: i really liked the way u said "ding dong" *smiles as if we should talk bout this for another ten minutes*
me: lol yeah...
*awkward silence*
me: *thinks* would u like an autograph?

friendly ppl at uq :) shall be looking forward to meeting more complimenting-square-drawing-library-searching ppl.

Monday, February 12, 2007

jump jump jump



music is lagging

sunday skool grads

sunday skool graduation play bout jacob and esau i think.

amazing race task

sooo random.

rev go and crowded audience

ahhh good times.

dunno what song this is

b singing with sola gratia

so much sleepy

an old friend we met at dreamworld these hols (second koala)

i have no idea what this is

more random-myf-bible-acting

Sunday, February 11, 2007

pen and tim being black

myf were acting out a part of the bible... no clue what part.

MYF backstreet boys



max's bday present :)

Friday, February 02, 2007

day out 3

Job best suited for Sven : Lollipop lady.

day out 2

so we were gettin a bit bored in sime's pool and after playing every "pool game" we could remember... we started playing a game that sime and will so cleverly invented in their childhood.




traitor.

day out

guys, im not fragile... just unfortunate.





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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

childhood scars



maxie u so cute!

Casino Royale ... or was it???



lol i love u ness

Thursday, January 04, 2007

yeahhhhhhhh i didnt get these 4 things thing and how ur meant to get 'tagged'... do i just copy and paste it? i dunno... do i? do i???

4 things many don't know or maybe many do know
- one of the first presents my parents ever got me was a phone book used to give me more height when i sat at the dinner table... that was in grade 4
- i used to count how many planes i saw a day in primary skool... it wasnt OCD... if i got 11 planes i could make a wish!
- i used to dread the idea of having a sibling
- i was overdue at birth becuz my mum didnt know that 9 months is the expectancy time

4 movies I could watch over and over
- Mr and Mrs Smith
- How to lose a guy (i'm not copyin u sime)
- Home alone (*deep voice* the trilogy)
- Sound of music (i just fast forward to the songs)

4 places where I've lived
- Springwood (tru blue logan bogan)
- Oxley
- Rocklea
- Melbourne... sumwhere

4 TV shows I love
- SCRUBS! (not copying u sime)
- friends
- seinfield (lame but tru.. NO SOUP FOR U!!)
- simpsons (the older ones)

4 places I've been for vacation
- China
- Hong Kong (only to get to China)
- Sydney (only to get to Hong Kong)
- Melbourne

4 of my favourite foods
- springrolls (cuz i just ate them)
- buttered popcorn....... tim knows ;)
- fairyfloss
- NANDO CHIPS!!!!! *drools*

4 places I would rather be
- no where... im loving the holidays :)

4 favourite songs
- Your body is a wonderland - John Mayer
- Endless love - a few ppl
- alot of praise and worship songs
- from the inside out - Hillsong united

4 dislikes
- superficial girl talk
- maths (scarred my childhood)
- the strawberry stuff dentists put in ur mouth
- heavy metal (i like songs with notes)

4 artists I dislike
- jesse McCartney
- omg nikki webster *cringe*
- all singers that came from Neighbours (cept Kylie)
- many of my dad's fav artists

4 others I wanna tag
- Max
- Ness
- b
- heidi (if they havent already done this stupid thing)

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

a post

ok so it's been a while since i blogged anything. so here it is. today i went to meet up with Gloria (my little primary skool bestie).



awwwww its always good to bum around the city with an old friend :)

and we went window shoppin (aka shoppin-for-the-broke-students-who-get-four-hours-a-week-at-povey-crazy-clarks *sigh* the story of my life).

we came across a bunch of asian tourists being lead around the city by a guide. typical... short pants, cap, sneakers and huuuuge backpack. sooo kool it hurts.


so i wanted to join in. we took a few photos with random things we found.

i saw this chick on a sale sign. my gosh she looks bout ready to jump off a cliff to end her misery.




what's that over there? a sale? why? *gets on hands and knees* WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?

man.. when the emo epidemic has reached the girly shoppin community... u know its gone waaaaay too far ppl.


glors got a bit of tourist action too.





Glors: It's like an eclipse!!
Me: No, it's not.
Glors: oh yeah... it's like an anti-eclipse!!

if u kinda squint a little... its like shes posing with a comet thats heading towards earth and about to end life as we know it.















if u squinted at the screen... bahahahaahahahahhahahahahah ahh. anyways!



we also walked past this guy who was tryin to convince us to be greenies. once i made eye contact, i knew it was all over.

Greenie dude: Hey would u be interested in our environmental..
Me: (NOOOO PLEASE NOOOO) ah no thanx :) *keeps walking*
Glors: *stops right in front of him to say hi to a friend*
Me: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Greenie dude: Well now i can talk to u :D
Me: *dies a little inside*

Greenie dude: So ah where u from?
Me: ... Brisbane?
Greenie dude: lol no i mean where are u originally from? like korea?
Me: ... Melbourne?
Greenie dude: oh... multiculturalism all the way!

ok STRIKE ONE greenie dude... if ur tryin to get money from ppl... dont assume every asian is a fob.

then he starts goin on bout cutting down trees and the debate bout carbon.

STRIKE TWO MR. don't assume every teen understands chemistry.

then he started gettin really passionate and swore during his speech. STRIKE THREE! dude, dont think that swearing bout carbon to an australian-asian is gunna get empathy. man i think he would have done alot better if he just showed me a picture of a baby tree with puppy dog eyes being murdered by the evil paper-making-company Reflex... then asked me for change.

but he seemed like a nice guy :)

met up with maxie poo too so its been an awesome day today :)

k im done.

Saturday, December 23, 2006



lol ness