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Day Care part 2

second week of Day Care and i'm still trying to get used to how things are run (but i think the whole center is trying to work itself out too)

so i never know when kids are trying to take advantage of my noobiness

*kid comes up to me*
Kid: umm.... can u please... play this video? we're allowed to watch videos now.
*looks at Pocahontas video held pretty much under the table like its cocaine or sumfin*
Me: ahh... how bout you ask the coordinator
Kid: *gives up then and there*


kids can be smart arses sometimes, but i can be a bigger arse. (that doesn't sound right)


*two boys playing with an awesome paper windmill*
Boy 1: hey! give that back, i made it!
Boy 2: as if you made this
Boy 1: Did too!
Me: what are you guys fighting about?
Boy 1: I made this!
Me: yeeeww did not.
Boy 1: DID TOO!!
Me: no way... and do u know why i think u couldn't have made it? BECUZ IIII MADE IT
*takes back awesome windmill*



I rule at come backs. i think being around kids only develops my skill


*playing ping pong with kids*
Me: man theres no way i could have reached that
Boy: thats cuz ur too short
*boy's height measures to my waist
Me: but im taller than you, so u couldnt have reached it... even more.



and again, they still make my feel like a hundred years old

*little girl colouring Bratz doll picture*
Me: Do you like Bratz dolls?
Girl: YESS! did u play with Bratz dolls?
Me: nah i never had Bratz dolls, i only had Normal Barbie
Girl: yeah. that's cuz ur childhood was was was in the olden days.
Me: *cries in corner*