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Day Care pt. 249


Prep boy: *looks up at me* are u Patrick's mum?
Me: no, I'm not Patrick's mum.
Prep boy: well then who's mum are you?
Me: I'm nobody's mum.
Prep boy: why aren't you anybody's mum??
Me: I.. I. becuz... like.. WHY AREN'T YOU ANYBODY'S MUM??








Playing Red Rover or Bull Rush
Prep girl: *grumpy face* i dont want to play anymore! I never win! I want to win.
Me: okay, how bout I protect you when people try to tag you.
Prep girl: OKAY!
*One minute later*
Prep girl: Tag me! Tag me! I want to be it!!
Me: sigh... okay.






*standing outside boy's toilet*
Prep boy: I've never seen a girl's toilet before.
Me: Girl's use the sitting toilets.
Prep boy: What's that? Cuz boys use the the the different toilet.
Me: It's like the one you have at home. Girl's use normal toilets.
Prep boy: ooooooh I use my mum's toilet... and my dad's toilet.
Me: *where is this conversation going*






Boy 1: Why did you take so long in the toilet?
Boy 2: I had to do a poo.
Boy 1: ooooooooooh, I hate doing poos.
Boy 2: Me too.
Boy 1: Why can't we just wee.
Me: *where is this conversation going*