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Comebacks 101

*a group of little white kids at day care*

Kid 1: ur cap is so lame. it's not even a gangsta hat.
Kid 2: i have a gangsta hat, i just didn't wear it today.
Kid 3: whatever, you're not even gangsta!
Kid 2: neither are you!!
Kid 3: hey! i am too gangsta!!!





*lunch on sunday*

*sime talking to matt about Pokemon gaming techniques*
wendy: sime, ur such a geek
sime: no. *pause for effect* i'm not.
me: wow, that comeback was amazing. where do you come up with this stuff?
sime: i know, it works on anything. 'sime, you're gay'... 'no. i am not'.





*at tennis*

*matt playing DS on the ground and tim and jacky were throwing tennis balls to each other but in his direction*
Me: *puts black bag in front of matt's head to protect him*
*ball hits bag*
ness: lol matt doesnt even know whats going on.. hes just like 'whats that black cloud in front of me?"
jacky: *puts on defensive voice* Yeah? well what about girls and shopping for shoes??
*silence*
me: what does that even mean?
jacky: you should know
*silence*
me: best. comeback. ever.