Day Care part 2

second week of Day Care and i'm still trying to get used to how things are run (but i think the whole center is trying to work itself out too)

so i never know when kids are trying to take advantage of my noobiness

*kid comes up to me*
Kid: umm.... can u please... play this video? we're allowed to watch videos now.
*looks at Pocahontas video held pretty much under the table like its cocaine or sumfin*
Me: ahh... how bout you ask the coordinator
Kid: *gives up then and there*


kids can be smart arses sometimes, but i can be a bigger arse. (that doesn't sound right)


*two boys playing with an awesome paper windmill*
Boy 1: hey! give that back, i made it!
Boy 2: as if you made this
Boy 1: Did too!
Me: what are you guys fighting about?
Boy 1: I made this!
Me: yeeeww did not.
Boy 1: DID TOO!!
Me: no way... and do u know why i think u couldn't have made it? BECUZ IIII MADE IT
*takes back awesome windmill*



I rule at come backs. i think being around kids only develops my skill


*playing ping pong with kids*
Me: man theres no way i could have reached that
Boy: thats cuz ur too short
*boy's height measures to my waist
Me: but im taller than you, so u couldnt have reached it... even more.



and again, they still make my feel like a hundred years old

*little girl colouring Bratz doll picture*
Me: Do you like Bratz dolls?
Girl: YESS! did u play with Bratz dolls?
Me: nah i never had Bratz dolls, i only had Normal Barbie
Girl: yeah. that's cuz ur childhood was was was in the olden days.
Me: *cries in corner*

I love these etiquette videos


General Etiquette:How To High Five

My first day in child care.

woooooo from sunday school to day care is quite the jump. the biggest difference is the size of it, ovals and courtyards in comparison to small classrooms at church. in sunday service, mums and dads are like 20meters away. in day care, parents leave u with their kids, so u better make sure theyre not getting up to anything stupid...

10 minutes into the shift

Me: HEY!! get out of the tree guys!
HEY!!! keep ur hands to urself! no fighting!
HEY!!! get out of the out-of-bounds area!


another thing i learned is that kids are very different. some dont like being touched, and others...

*little girl nearly runs me over with a hug*
Me: HELLO!
*kid still hanging off my hips*
Me: so.. how bout we start with ur name?


i also learned that kids know more than we think they know.

*boy shows me a clear cup with beetles inside*
Boy: look!! theyre making babies!!
Me: *looks into cup and sees beetles mating* Maybe their just fighting?
Boy: No. theyre having SEEEEX
Me: .... well i guess its hard to tell sometimes.


and what the hec has happened to Handball these days, the rules used to be so simple.

Girl: Service
Boy: *hits ball somewhere else*
Girl: i said service!
Boy: it was too late!
Girl: ACE OVER-RULE!!
Boy: PINK PANTHER!!!
Me: whats pink panther??
Boy: Pink panther wins everything.
Me: ... im so old.


Yeah when u step into the a day care center, suddenly ur 5 feet taller and 50 years older.

Me: so how old are u?
Little girl: i keep that information confidential.
Me: *what the hec* oh ok. do u know how old i am?
Little girl: mmmm 100?
Me: *tear* pretty much.


everyone who works there are really nice and the kids are pretty awesome. day two tomorrow :)

You remind me of....


as u all know i love photos, and this is one of the reasons why

Holiday Sunday School

Sven, we love you very much! thank you for your faithful service in our church and being a big part of a our youth. hope you come back to see us asap :) God bless and keep Jesus in your sight!

Look what i found hiding in my cd rack

Brandon Buble




Bui and Sven's bday

I'm starting to get into this Outreach thing. I heard about Operation Christmas Child from emily, and now i'm loving the idea!

For over 35 years, Samaritan’s Purse as an international relief agency, has done it's utmost to follow Christ's command by going to the aid of the world's poor, sick, and suffering. They reach out to hurting people in countries around the world with food, medicine, and other assistance in the Name of Jesus Christ.
Here in Australia and New Zealand, Samaritan’s Purse has been independently run since 1995. We form part of the larger international network, but focus on our immediate Southeast Asian and Pacific neighbours, including Cambodia, Thailand, Vietnam, Papua New Guinea, Fiji and the Solomon Islands as well as to Indigenous Australians in the Kimberleys and Northern Territory.


What is Operation Christmas Child?





this kid is hilaaaaaarious.



i love 0.10s where he's dancing with the box and kisses it lol



Wanna give a gift to someone who mite have never gotten a present before?




For more information:
http://www.samaritanspurse.org.au/

Every Heart

ok, so i finally found an asian song that i kinda half like :P but once i read the lyrics to the english version... well... i kinda quarter like it now.




Tell me babe, how many do I shed my tears? so she's singing this song to her boyfriend
Every Heart, Every Heart is not a gentle yet bf: i totally agree, every heart really IS not a gentle yet

Shall I do? I can never say my loneliness bf: it's okay, just sound it out. My. Lone. Li. Ness. wait. you just said it.
Every Heart doesn't know so what to say oh what to do

Was afraid of darkness cause I felt that I was left alone bf: so what am i doing here?
So I prayed for help to distant million stars

Round and round the planets revolve round the sun
And we always seek after love and peace forever more
Growing growing woe baby we can work it out bf: i didnt realise we had a problem
Look up at the sky every heart is shining all today solution to problem?
Show me now, What kind of smile do I come across bf: um ur smile is perfectly fine
Every heart every heart can take a step towards the dreams bf: how is this relevant to smiles

All of us what to take a lasting happiness bf: whhhhat?
Whenever you feel sad, I wanna hold you
And give you a sound sleep bf: can i get a watch instead?

Someday every hearts gonna free and easy
We have peace of mind
Someday all the people find the way to love

Goes and goes the time goes on we are not alone
We live on together and we will find some precious things precious, what's the word... ah yeah! Things
Sometime we will smile sometime we will cry somehow gunna cry, dunno how, but somehow
Don't forget believing yourself - Tomorrow's never die

There is the warm heart places on my mind
In my earlist days there and it's so sweet
There are many stars they have talk with me so kind bf: the stars aren't talking to you, its all in ur head
They say yes always time's friend of mine-so shine bf: i better call the ambulence


Hey, at least she can say the words. Sheng Ming Jai Yu Niii Ju!

can i please get a piece of asian-boy-band pie?



apparently there's only one girl on that stage... i find that hard to believe

Sime and Em Poking Batte

19th birthday extravaganza




photos are at the bottom if you wanna download :)

Choir Music Sunday 08

go maxie, go maxie




Sunday School Music Sunday 08

watch out for the cute pink one in the middle
shes not even supposed to be there :P

gettin into the olympic spirit




JMYF sunday dance

i took this photo with my new phone :D

anyways this is a sign in the toilet of the older persons mental health centre i'm doing fieldwork at.












they must have had bad experiences in the past.

toilet rules - like i'm gunna get in trouble with the toilet police.

stay tuned for another picture stuck on the wall of that toilet - instructions of how to sit on the toilet.

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen lol

Guess who we bumped into at Giordano?

we saw Coles!








wait. maybe its hard to recognise him in that photo...















here we go.






if u havent noticed, im tryin to make as many posts before i go back to uni lol

Sven pulling Ness' hair.. and others

Welcome to the new but original location of the fannydong adventures.

so you may have wondered... "why is there a 2 in the fannydong2 blogspot, surely there is no other fannydong in this world."

well there wasnt. i just forgot my password and username lol
but now that u can log in with ur google account i finally took the time to transfer everything to the first blog i made! now its easier for u guys to remember, sorry to sime who has already memorised the one with the 2.

and im just curious as to how many ppl never realised that my msn is my latest post.

Song: Franky, uve been 'living at Ness' house' for like two whole weeks!!

OH and sven. is. awesome. thats two from me.

Sven's dance

Sven did a solo to "Never Stop" by Planetshakers