20th Church Anniversary Concert Intro
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Baby with an attitude
whatchu lookin at fool
I kill you!
I WILL take over the world, and no one can stop me
it's early and i'm up..... what more do you want from me?
heyyyy turns out me and Kev go way back
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
it's the first day after exams... and it's time to clean up the debris from the horrific storm
bedroom danger zone
hair appliances vs. textbooks
disclaimer: my untidiness does not represent the general female population.
Before
After
Work deask catastrophe
dumbbells collecting dust
rubiks cube - unsolved since purchase
Before
After
Hot tip of the day
Got some shoe boxes? why not put a modern spin on them by sticking on patterns printed on paper?
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
ok so ages ago i did a workshop thing for 'expand your horizons' on drawing. i figured i mite show u guys what the process is when i draw a photo, using viv as my example lol
what you need:
paper
pencil (the black drawer for shading)
rubber (the white drawer for highlights)
a finger (for smudging and fading)
1. i trace the outline (yes, i know its cheating but it just saves me alot of rubbing and redoing lol)
2. colour the hair (this gives me a comparison of tone. hair = black, so everything else is compared to that black hair)
3. to do highlights for hair, shade the whole thing grey and then go over everything darker except for the highlight bits
4. eyes can be the hardest part because its usually how people recognise people's faces, so it can take some trial and error. remember to leave the light reflection in the eye white.
5. mouth is harder with teeth showing lol with teeth less is more. so don't draw the outline of the teeth too heavily or you'll end up with cartoon teeth. u just need to lightly sketch the bottom line of the teeth.
6. shading is just understanding what is protruding and retracting in the face. so the lip for example is coming out and u might have a highlight there, but it will also cause shading underneath it. other places where shading usually is is around the nose, smile creases, the inner part of the eye and around the face. where you might have highlights (using the rubber) is the forehead, line of the nose, cheeks and lips. tip: use your finger to smudge the shading
7. the fixing up stage is where u get nitty gritty and try to pick out what doesnt look right. this part takes a bit of practice and i still cant do it (fortunately i have my mum and dad to tell me if something looks weird lol they'll be honest)
Me: hey mum do u know who this is? *shows viv's picture*
Mum: ...... mmm.......... vivian?
Me: yeahhhhhhhhhh
Mum: doesn't look like her.
Me: aww *sigh*
anyways, there you have it guys! now everyone can draw a picture for someone :D
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Comebacks 101
*a group of little white kids at day care*
Kid 1: ur cap is so lame. it's not even a gangsta hat.
Kid 2: i have a gangsta hat, i just didn't wear it today.
Kid 3: whatever, you're not even gangsta!
Kid 2: neither are you!!
Kid 3: hey! i am too gangsta!!!
*lunch on sunday*
*sime talking to matt about Pokemon gaming techniques*
wendy: sime, ur such a geek
sime: no. *pause for effect* i'm not.
me: wow, that comeback was amazing. where do you come up with this stuff?
sime: i know, it works on anything. 'sime, you're gay'... 'no. i am not'.
*at tennis*
*matt playing DS on the ground and tim and jacky were throwing tennis balls to each other but in his direction*
Me: *puts black bag in front of matt's head to protect him*
*ball hits bag*
ness: lol matt doesnt even know whats going on.. hes just like 'whats that black cloud in front of me?"
jacky: *puts on defensive voice* Yeah? well what about girls and shopping for shoes??
*silence*
me: what does that even mean?
jacky: you should know
*silence*
me: best. comeback. ever.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Day Care pt. 249
Prep boy: *looks up at me* are u Patrick's mum?
Me: no, I'm not Patrick's mum.
Prep boy: well then who's mum are you?
Me: I'm nobody's mum.
Prep boy: why aren't you anybody's mum??
Me: I.. I. becuz... like.. WHY AREN'T YOU ANYBODY'S MUM??
Playing Red Rover or Bull Rush
Prep girl: *grumpy face* i dont want to play anymore! I never win! I want to win.
Me: okay, how bout I protect you when people try to tag you.
Prep girl: OKAY!
*One minute later*
Prep girl: Tag me! Tag me! I want to be it!!
Me: sigh... okay.
*standing outside boy's toilet*
Prep boy: I've never seen a girl's toilet before.
Me: Girl's use the sitting toilets.
Prep boy: What's that? Cuz boys use the the the different toilet.
Me: It's like the one you have at home. Girl's use normal toilets.
Prep boy: ooooooh I use my mum's toilet... and my dad's toilet.
Me: *where is this conversation going*
Boy 1: Why did you take so long in the toilet?
Boy 2: I had to do a poo.
Boy 1: ooooooooooh, I hate doing poos.
Boy 2: Me too.
Boy 1: Why can't we just wee.
Me: *where is this conversation going*
Monday, March 23, 2009
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
'We are cool' part 2
Now, here's the thing. Simey Lan was looking at my blog and felt sad that he doesn't have these awesome photos with us. and why shouldn't he be in these photos? I mean... he's family. Just like how the Fong's have a cut out sibling in their family photo, Simey should be in our oldskool youth photos. 
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
EMP Youth
'We are cool'
Nathan
Advisor Zef
Doctor Ness
Frank
Miss Vivian
Song Go
Doctor Ting
Kent Go
and this is just for funzies
Sam Lui
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Sunday, February 08, 2009
Sorry guys! it's been a long time comin, but here it is. EMP boys Calendar 2009.
Spend a month with Mr. January and you'll be doing all kinds of sexy Asian poses - the i-have-something-on-my-neck pose. 
Mr. February will keep you on your toes with his long strides on the field.
Mr. March will be thinking of you all day long with his manly sized head. 
He's bringing sexy back with that flexed arm and pouty lips. Mr. April
Mr. May will just lie in the grass and watch the clouds float by with you as he charms you with his indo-aussie-london accent. 
Mr. June is starting to feel the Autumn breeze. But never fear, he'll keep you warm at night with these flashy soccer socks. 
No one can strike a pose better than his man. He'll have you hooked with his boyish charm and soft eyes. Mr. July.
These arms aren't just for show... ladies.. you could be that t-shirt Mr. August is hugging ;) 
Mr. September... Mr. September.
Mr. October shows his sensitive side with man's best friend. And how can any woman resist the good old the-camera's-over-there-but-i'm-looking-away pose?
Who ever said the ladies have to do all the kitchen work? If you need your dishes clean, Mr. November will suds them up for you. He'll suds them good.
And for December, I give you the CMCA MYF Asian boyband. I know that's all I want for Christmas.
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