Banana vs. Egg

so here it is ppl... the day i kicked colin's ass with my 20 degree kicks and wobbly sword.

Fannydong - 1
Gui Lo - the big zip.
K.O.

The Perfect Man

so what makes a perfect man?

sure he's gotta be all things contradicting... Gentle but tough, confident but a little shy, funny but serious... cool but hot. IIII'm just jokin :P being cool is always better than being hot lol


but what bout that special something-extra. well, i think i've found it.











i don't actually like Justin Timberlake... he seems immensely up himself... but like Max said "he can show up at my doorstep in a gingerbreadman suit any day". Hint to Max's future husband: go with the gingerbreadman suit when u propose, she won't say yes otherwise.





what is it with guys? how is it that guys can get all the girls without being physically attractive? i mean, Prince? what happened there?











Micheal Jackson? (there must have been a trend with feminine looking men in the 80s)











the number of girls JD got on Scrubs was ridiculous... it seems like all you have to do is be funny and ur set.












Or guys could just have a talent. I mean, i kno Guy Sebastian isnt ur typical pretty boy, but he doesnt have to be with that voice :P if only he didnt waste his talent on Elevator Love....






so based on these recent findings, i come to the conclusion that the perfect guy would be a feminine lookin, singing clown in a gingerbreadman suit.... he's out there.

Baby pics

Me: *sees random photos on the table*
*thinks* WOAHHH what an unfortunate looking baby...

Mum: Hey! i found some of your baby photos!

Me: Damn.















Me: Man, i was the ugliest baby ever.

Dad: No you weren't... theres gotta be a good photo somewhere *searches through photos for another hour without success*



Mum: Yeah she's right.



Still remember a "fannydong - 1" moment

Coles: You were really ugly as a kid.
Me: gee thanx.
Coles: At least you got a bit better.
Me: yeah i can say the opposite bout you.


that deserved two points lol








According to this photo i was born as a boy.

















This photo is substantial evidence that i have always been bad at being asian.























Mum: Frances... at least pretend to look like you have friends for the camera.

Me: How's this?

























I hated boys.






















Still do.















Always have been a slob.

















and i guess this one is just for the fun of it.











yep. thats sandy in pink.













yep. that's pen at the end with the famous 'bowl-cut'














yep. that's steph and crystal being the cutest kids u ever did see.











hehe sven.