Monday, December 22, 2008

Day Care pt 4

Watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the fact that i expected the original movie showed my age)
Movie: He's an idiot.
Kid: UMUMUMA! They said the 'E' word!






We got to go out for bowling as an excursion. what other jobs would u get paid to go bowling? that was when i discovered that kids have mixed feelings about me.

Girls: Francessssss, we wanted to be in ur team!!
Me: awwwwww.
2 minutes later
Girls: Francessssss, we drew pictures of u
Me: awwwww... wait... why do i have dumbo ears and a black eye?





I think it's safe to say that i can't use my nickname 'Frank' in day care.
Girl 1 - u know what would be really funny?
Girl 2 - what?
Girl 1 - if i called you Hamish!
Girl 2 - ...
Girl 1 - CUZ YOU'RE NOT A BOY! *points finger and laughs*
Girl 2 - ...
Me - yeah that would be really weird.. *shifty eyes*




these days kids are just waaaaaaay too consumed by electronic devices and video games. waaaaaayy too much.


Boy: let me tell ya somethin. Tv is my life. DS is my life.
Me: aw yeah
Boy: and Wii is my life. Not wee wee, but nintendo wii.
Me: no i got that.
Boy: yeah, i cant live without it. i dunno what i would do.
Me: how old are u again?
Boy: seven
Me: *ahh the meaning of life at seven*

Thursday, December 11, 2008

ok so i told myself i would blog about amyc but i've been too lazy and too late, so i figured i'll just do a top-up on everyone else's.

memorable moments

Atan replacing Mortein by brutally killing cockroaches during the peaceful strolls at night

Waking up to KC talking in her sleep. i don't think i've ever heard someone speak so clearly in their sleep before. this was after the conference and talent night must have taken a toll on her.

KC: ... guys, I'll be narrator.



Kevin Fang waking up to find Atan sleeping in a crunch position
Atan: *What is the most straining position i can sleep in to have maximum physical exertion?*




Sime T was bending over really really low. Tim noticed that his posterior was being revealed as a result. I just happened to be holding a bottle of water in my hand. Now, I must explain that my intention was to follow orders. So Tim nudged me and pointed to Sime's uncovered rear end. At this point, I immediately assumed that Tim was telling me to pour the water bottle into Sime's butt clevage, and so, i did. The following events included me laughing my head off, Sime trying to chase me with his wet butt and trying to dry himself by pointing his rear end towards the sunlight.

for revenge Sime T sat on me and farted. but in my opinion... victory is still mine.




I think my thumb muscles have become alot more buff after giving comfort-massages.

dude from ayc: hi frances. my name's Richard. we haven't met but... could u give my angel a massage?




I've been waiting for this day. the day Sime L met his older brother that I met two years ago.






the brissie crew being noob on the trams.
Tram: If you would like to stop at the next station, please request now.
Noobs: ummm... *puts hand up* we request.





ok so you may have heard bout the incident where we went to a fancy restaurant in thongs, tshirts and boardshorts. i dont think i've ever been to a fancier place before. and i dont think ive ever felt so lower class in my life lol if only i wasnt lookin like a hobo in my 5buck thongs. anyways, i had to pee. so i went up to a waitress and asked in a very polite and lady-like manner where the bathroom was. she replied in a very polite and lady-like manner. and as i walked towards the toilet, i tripped over my 5 buck thongs and made a lady-like yelp. yeah... i dont belong in fancy places lol

Saturday, December 06, 2008

as requested, Atan blowing his nose a little too hard




Sequel to 'sime being cute'




Brisbane girl's are crazy

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Day Care part 3

These kids are freakin hilarious.

Cutest little girl: *hugs me by my waist*
Me: Hello!!
Cutest little girl: *starts hanging off waist*
Me: *tries to walk with child as a belt*
Cutest little girl: HUG ME!!
Me: *i'd like to keep my blue card* a hug? why do u need a hug?
Cutest little girl: beeeecauuuuse.. IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A HUG... I'LL BREAK YOUR ARM!!
Me: *...whaaaaat the. get off me*






Co-ordinator: Hey Frances, can you bake?
Frances: ahhhh with my friends *nervous laugh*
Co-ordinator: Great, do you wanna help the kids bake a birthday cake?
Frances: *uh oh..* Sure!

20mins later, two lumpy cakes

Birthday girls: We want green cakes!
Me: *eeeewww* Sure!

5mins later, two lumpy nuclear waste cakes




There's another girl that works at the care centre who's name is Frances. and get this, she's asian too.
Me: so how did your parents give you our name?
Frances: after Saint Frances
Me: ah yeah..
Frances: how bout you?
Me: they got it from a list of names and they were like "that's weird, i'll take it"






Something I learnt about kids is that they are very competitive. they will do anything if you make it competitive.

*boy lying in the middle of the floor*
Me: Buddy, you okay? you bored?
Boy: *nods*
Me: Let's play Connect-a-four (i owned this game in primary)
Boy: Connect-a-four is llaaaamee, no-body plays it
Me: *i'm so old* That's cuz you've never played with me before. I am the QUEEN OF CONNECT-A-FOUR!
Boy: No WAYYY!!! I'll beat you!!
*after a few games of me winning*
Other kids: I wanna verse him! *points to boy*
Boy: Nooo, you have the verse her, she's the QUEEN OF CONNECT-A-FOUR!
*uproar of connect-a-four begins*




i think the kids had one too many candy canes today. they all made cakes today. and got to eat them. *shudder*
Witnessing the special event of children running from the playground to the table where the cakes are placed is one of nature's most extraordinary sights; this is called the 'Stampede'. Luckily i was in safe shelter in the kitchen, i was only able to hear the screams and thundering sound of 30 pairs of shoes drumming the concrete. Fortunately there were no casualties... yet.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Without Complaining (and making of)





see... we meant to stuff up, it was even practiced

Friday, October 31, 2008

Day Care part 2

second week of Day Care and i'm still trying to get used to how things are run (but i think the whole center is trying to work itself out too)

so i never know when kids are trying to take advantage of my noobiness

*kid comes up to me*
Kid: umm.... can u please... play this video? we're allowed to watch videos now.
*looks at Pocahontas video held pretty much under the table like its cocaine or sumfin*
Me: ahh... how bout you ask the coordinator
Kid: *gives up then and there*


kids can be smart arses sometimes, but i can be a bigger arse. (that doesn't sound right)


*two boys playing with an awesome paper windmill*
Boy 1: hey! give that back, i made it!
Boy 2: as if you made this
Boy 1: Did too!
Me: what are you guys fighting about?
Boy 1: I made this!
Me: yeeeww did not.
Boy 1: DID TOO!!
Me: no way... and do u know why i think u couldn't have made it? BECUZ IIII MADE IT
*takes back awesome windmill*



I rule at come backs. i think being around kids only develops my skill


*playing ping pong with kids*
Me: man theres no way i could have reached that
Boy: thats cuz ur too short
*boy's height measures to my waist
Me: but im taller than you, so u couldnt have reached it... even more.



and again, they still make my feel like a hundred years old

*little girl colouring Bratz doll picture*
Me: Do you like Bratz dolls?
Girl: YESS! did u play with Bratz dolls?
Me: nah i never had Bratz dolls, i only had Normal Barbie
Girl: yeah. that's cuz ur childhood was was was in the olden days.
Me: *cries in corner*

Sunday, October 26, 2008

I love these etiquette videos


General Etiquette:How To High Five

Thursday, October 23, 2008

My first day in child care.

woooooo from sunday school to day care is quite the jump. the biggest difference is the size of it, ovals and courtyards in comparison to small classrooms at church. in sunday service, mums and dads are like 20meters away. in day care, parents leave u with their kids, so u better make sure theyre not getting up to anything stupid...

10 minutes into the shift

Me: HEY!! get out of the tree guys!
HEY!!! keep ur hands to urself! no fighting!
HEY!!! get out of the out-of-bounds area!


another thing i learned is that kids are very different. some dont like being touched, and others...

*little girl nearly runs me over with a hug*
Me: HELLO!
*kid still hanging off my hips*
Me: so.. how bout we start with ur name?


i also learned that kids know more than we think they know.

*boy shows me a clear cup with beetles inside*
Boy: look!! theyre making babies!!
Me: *looks into cup and sees beetles mating* Maybe their just fighting?
Boy: No. theyre having SEEEEX
Me: .... well i guess its hard to tell sometimes.


and what the hec has happened to Handball these days, the rules used to be so simple.

Girl: Service
Boy: *hits ball somewhere else*
Girl: i said service!
Boy: it was too late!
Girl: ACE OVER-RULE!!
Boy: PINK PANTHER!!!
Me: whats pink panther??
Boy: Pink panther wins everything.
Me: ... im so old.


Yeah when u step into the a day care center, suddenly ur 5 feet taller and 50 years older.

Me: so how old are u?
Little girl: i keep that information confidential.
Me: *what the hec* oh ok. do u know how old i am?
Little girl: mmmm 100?
Me: *tear* pretty much.


everyone who works there are really nice and the kids are pretty awesome. day two tomorrow :)

Sunday, October 12, 2008

You remind me of....


as u all know i love photos, and this is one of the reasons why
























































































































Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Holiday Sunday School

Monday, September 29, 2008

Sven, we love you very much! thank you for your faithful service in our church and being a big part of a our youth. hope you come back to see us asap :) God bless and keep Jesus in your sight!



Thursday, September 18, 2008

Look what i found hiding in my cd rack

Brandon Buble




Bui and Sven's bday

Thursday, September 11, 2008

I'm starting to get into this Outreach thing. I heard about Operation Christmas Child from emily, and now i'm loving the idea!

For over 35 years, Samaritan’s Purse as an international relief agency, has done it's utmost to follow Christ's command by going to the aid of the world's poor, sick, and suffering. They reach out to hurting people in countries around the world with food, medicine, and other assistance in the Name of Jesus Christ.
Here in Australia and New Zealand, Samaritan’s Purse has been independently run since 1995. We form part of the larger international network, but focus on our immediate Southeast Asian and Pacific neighbours, including Cambodia, Thailand, Vietnam, Papua New Guinea, Fiji and the Solomon Islands as well as to Indigenous Australians in the Kimberleys and Northern Territory.


What is Operation Christmas Child?





this kid is hilaaaaaarious.



i love 0.10s where he's dancing with the box and kisses it lol



Wanna give a gift to someone who mite have never gotten a present before?




For more information:
http://www.samaritanspurse.org.au/

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Every Heart

ok, so i finally found an asian song that i kinda half like :P but once i read the lyrics to the english version... well... i kinda quarter like it now.




Tell me babe, how many do I shed my tears? so she's singing this song to her boyfriend
Every Heart, Every Heart is not a gentle yet bf: i totally agree, every heart really IS not a gentle yet

Shall I do? I can never say my loneliness bf: it's okay, just sound it out. My. Lone. Li. Ness. wait. you just said it.
Every Heart doesn't know so what to say oh what to do

Was afraid of darkness cause I felt that I was left alone bf: so what am i doing here?
So I prayed for help to distant million stars

Round and round the planets revolve round the sun
And we always seek after love and peace forever more
Growing growing woe baby we can work it out bf: i didnt realise we had a problem
Look up at the sky every heart is shining all today solution to problem?
Show me now, What kind of smile do I come across bf: um ur smile is perfectly fine
Every heart every heart can take a step towards the dreams bf: how is this relevant to smiles

All of us what to take a lasting happiness bf: whhhhat?
Whenever you feel sad, I wanna hold you
And give you a sound sleep bf: can i get a watch instead?

Someday every hearts gonna free and easy
We have peace of mind
Someday all the people find the way to love

Goes and goes the time goes on we are not alone
We live on together and we will find some precious things precious, what's the word... ah yeah! Things
Sometime we will smile sometime we will cry somehow gunna cry, dunno how, but somehow
Don't forget believing yourself - Tomorrow's never die

There is the warm heart places on my mind
In my earlist days there and it's so sweet
There are many stars they have talk with me so kind bf: the stars aren't talking to you, its all in ur head
They say yes always time's friend of mine-so shine bf: i better call the ambulence


Hey, at least she can say the words. Sheng Ming Jai Yu Niii Ju!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

can i please get a piece of asian-boy-band pie?



apparently there's only one girl on that stage... i find that hard to believe

Friday, August 15, 2008

Sime and Em Poking Batte

Thursday, August 14, 2008

19th birthday extravaganza




photos are at the bottom if you wanna download :)

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Choir Music Sunday 08

go maxie, go maxie




Sunday School Music Sunday 08

watch out for the cute pink one in the middle
shes not even supposed to be there :P

Friday, August 08, 2008

gettin into the olympic spirit




JMYF sunday dance

Thursday, August 07, 2008

i took this photo with my new phone :D

anyways this is a sign in the toilet of the older persons mental health centre i'm doing fieldwork at.












they must have had bad experiences in the past.

toilet rules - like i'm gunna get in trouble with the toilet police.

stay tuned for another picture stuck on the wall of that toilet - instructions of how to sit on the toilet.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen lol

Friday, July 18, 2008

Guess who we bumped into at Giordano?

we saw Coles!








wait. maybe its hard to recognise him in that photo...















here we go.






if u havent noticed, im tryin to make as many posts before i go back to uni lol

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Sven pulling Ness' hair.. and others

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Welcome to the new but original location of the fannydong adventures.

so you may have wondered... "why is there a 2 in the fannydong2 blogspot, surely there is no other fannydong in this world."

well there wasnt. i just forgot my password and username lol
but now that u can log in with ur google account i finally took the time to transfer everything to the first blog i made! now its easier for u guys to remember, sorry to sime who has already memorised the one with the 2.

and im just curious as to how many ppl never realised that my msn is my latest post.

Song: Franky, uve been 'living at Ness' house' for like two whole weeks!!

OH and sven. is. awesome. thats two from me.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Sven's dance

Sven did a solo to "Never Stop" by Planetshakers

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Coles' 22nd Bday

Sunday, July 06, 2008

random vids

Sime being cute




RL and rubik's cube



Nathan in Kitchen



Sime and rubik's cube

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Camp Preview Game

Thursday, June 19, 2008

OneVoice 08

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Living at Ness'

So I survived 3 days of semi-independence at Ness' house (semi meaning Viv was there). actually... we weren't that independent, mum invited herself over to drop off food and Ness' uncle did the same (i think theyre tryin to send a message here). but regardless, we managed to stay alive.

things got a bit shaky when we had to go shopping for groceries though. it consisted of me and ness standing alone in the fruit aisle, crying cuz we had no clue what to do.

Ness: Is this ripe?
Frank: Dunno.
Ness: *Sobs*
Frank: Hurry up and pick ur fruit.


Candy Section

Ness: Should we get KitKat or Cadbury
Frank: I don't eat alot of chocolate
Ness: *cries*
Frank: Hurry up and pick ur chocolate.


Chip Aisle

Frank: I know exactly what im getting.... TOOOOBS
*Looks for Toobs*
Frank: YAY! on special!
Ness: *cries in aisle*
Frank: ... lets get out of here.


Ness: I can't remember what i had to get...
Frank: Look at ur list.

*Pulls out list*
- Fruit
- Chocolate
- Dog food

Frank: ... u can't remember three things?


And then we had to go look for a movie at Blockbuster cuz i was dying from study-boredom-syndrome (who am i kidding, it was cheap tuesday)


New Release section

Ness: You pick the movie this time, i always pick.
Frank: Ok.
Ness: *picks up a dvd*... can we watch this one?


Comedy Section

Ness: WHY DON'T THEY HAVE FUNNY MOVIES ANYMORE??
Frank: dunno.
Ness: *cries in comedy section*
Frank: Hurry up and pick ur movie.


Counter

Ness: Excuse me, i'm looking for this dance movie... its about this guy... and he dances... and he joins a group.. and they dance together... and then they win a competition.
Blockbuster dude: umm... yeah.. u just described every dance movie in existance
Frank: is there like... a Dance Section?
Blockbuster dude: umm.. no... there's like a total of three dance movies.



Watching 'Stomp the yard'

Ness: Man! this is so lame!
Frank: I KNOW!!
Ness: ... i love it.


So after all that fun at the Tay residence, i came back to the Dong residence to be greeted by a familiar friend...

ever since my dad made salty duck and got a compliment from Emily's grandma, he's been making it over and over ever since... and this is what i wake up to see in the kitchen while fixing some cereal..





















even worse when i get up in the middle of the nite for a drink of water, stumble in the darkness and see this little naked alien in the kitchen

anyways back to study *sobs*

Pre-Concert Vids

random vids from preparing for the concert, if u guys have footage of the actual performances by all means put them up :P

Ness and Max's actions




White King loves the camera




Zef and Kc lifting




My favourite preview vid - Clap ya hands




Atan's request - Everything

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

I'm not cryin

I couldnt resist.. i just love this song so much






So, you're leaving, aren't you'
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That's when I definitely knew
But if you're trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can't break my heart, it's liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don't' turn back to me
Don't turn around and see if I'm crying
I'm not crying

I'm not crying
It's just been raining
on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don't tell my mates
I'm not crying
No, I'm not crying
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
No
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around
They're like searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife'
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
I'm not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing


Youth Fundraising Concert Promo 2008

Sunday, April 27, 2008

my favourite photos

k these arent actually my favourite but they make me laugh.



Chris verses...
















Sime






The Who Can Open Their Mouth The Widest Competition




Contestant 1 - Mickee



Contestant 2 - Bui



Contestant 3 - B




and the winner is.....



















Aunty Siew (bottom right)



but i was close.





Timmy's circle of life








Sunday, April 06, 2008

My Steering Wheel Cover

Ok so im finally starting to drive. and ive been wanting to get a new wheel cover cuz the old was could potentially cause my hands to bleed *everyone imagines wheel cover made from rusty nails... sold in springwood* so my daddy dearest bought a new one! totally unaware, i got into the car, started the engine, put my hands on the wheel and WOAHHH.. the thing is chuckier than a pro wrestlers biceps. its like made out of foam sausages or sumfin... and to top it off.. it has "HOT STUFF" written on the top.

but it wasnt until weeeeks later that i realised the full purpose of this amazing wheel cover.






Sheer embarrassment.

but i love my daddy lol

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Friends - Elevate 08





Friends - Bloopers





Friends - Behind the scenes



And Your Love is Beautiful on Ness' camera


Thursday, April 03, 2008

Elevate...Man

OK... let's try this again! With the creation of Viv... introducing Elevate-man!! By day he's in an elevator! By nite he's still in the elevator!! except he'll keep trying to go up until he reaches high heaven!














Elevate '08... are you ready?

Friday, March 28, 2008

Dane Cook

Mild language... but its pretty funny.


What to say when an Atheist sneezes



Sequel

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Emmanuel

I loved this performance... but i didnt have a camera for the actual performance so all i got is the practice. its still good its still good.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Vonnie's feet

Friday, February 22, 2008

Asian boy bands are so much kool



this is the asian version of a song i keep hearing on the radio "love is all around".

omgsh.................. if all goes well in my life.. i will marry one of these guys :P

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Singing Tips

Step One: Lift one hand to one's ear and lightly cover one's ear to block the sound of one's ear.

Step Two: Using one's blocked ear, one must listen and pitch one's voice to the music.

Step Three: With the free hand, hold one's microphone at a comfortable distance, adjust the distance to suit the level of one's screaming.

Step Four: Close one's eyes, scrunch one's eyes when singing high notes.

Step Five: Make seemingly awkward facial expressions to ephasise the lyrics of the song.


Textbook Examples...

Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Hawaii Chair





"if u can sit, u can get fit... the Hawaii Chair."

well im awesome at sitting. iiiii-ma-getting one of these...

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

EMP Calendar for 2008

hey ladies...... so we've always talked bout this happening but finally... here it is... a breathtaking, heart stopping collection of Calendar shots of the EMP MYF boys.




Introducing........ Mr. January. He's all bout the summer love with his sun smart hat and water safe jacket.








Mr. February... it's Valentine's day and Dr. LURRVEE is in the house.








"Wish you were here" says Mr. March, as he watches the glittering sea disappearing off into the distance.









He's all bout sitting back and relaxing... Mr. April enjoying the Autumn air.







Mr. May is THE SNAG... Sensitive New Age Guy... ladies, he listens.







Mr. June has got the moody deep thinker look goin on.... so mysterious..






woooohooo a little too much leg for my liking but Mr. July will keep u warm in the winter.






Mr. August likes to sleep in on winter mornings... but who wouldnt want to when they sleep like an angel.









He'll lighten up your day with laugh-galore, Mr. september.






Mr. October is thinking of you.







Mr. November knows how to look cruisey... even if it is on uncomfortable church chairs.







mmmmhhhhmmmmm December shot u get the lot... there u have it... a whole year of EMP lol

Saturday, February 02, 2008

CNY 08

Are you ready?



JMYF play

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Terminator and Jesus

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Kent's kayaking adventure

Kent kayaking




Andy crashing



More kayaking

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Camp Tshirts

hey everyone! ok so i got a fashion crisis :P not really. i just wanna know what u guys think of the camp tshirt im working on for this year. could u guys look at the different options and comment on which one u prefer and if dont like any maybe give suggestions?

thanx guys!

Option 1 - front



Option 1 - Back


Option 2



Option 3



Option 4



Option Random

Saturday, January 05, 2008

The Chop

so i did it. i got me a haircut. and this time u can tell.

i went to the hairdressers.. sat down... and the hair dresser asked me if i spoke chinese. i said im really bad at it. so she continues to speak to me in chinese. *yeah.. i don't mind if u can't understand me*

so she asked me what i wanted and so i told her.

Me: ummm i wanna get my hair cut to just above my shoulders.
Hairdresser: (in chinese) yeah... no u don't. that's too short for you... you want something longer.
Me: umm but... i've always had long hair... like my hair is always the same... and my friends told me i should get it cut short.. and so... thats why im here *nervous laugh*
Hairdresser: but you'll have to maintain it... ur hair wont flick and curl.. short hair is hard to maintain.
Me: yeah that's fine.
Hairdresser: ok so you want it longer.
Me: *whhhhhhhhaaaaattttt*

why do hairdressers always insist on telling how i do and dont want my hair. one time a hairdresser told me not to get a side part cuz my hair line wont let it happen. LIES ive had a side part for years now.

u guys know im not good at standing my ground with these ppl... but i really had to make a slow creep to get my foot in the door.

i... have.. long hair.
i have always had long hair..
i would like to have short hair...
to get short hair i need to have it cut
please, please cut my hair..


so she started to work on my hair. after two minutes..
Me: ahh could i get it cut a bit shorter?
Hairdresser: *picks up peice of hair to show me she cut a whopping 2cms off*
Me: yeah.... i thought thats more like a trim...sorry i was umm hopin to get a haircut?
Another hairdresser: that is a haircut... haircut is at least 2cms

suddenly i'm in a class for HaircutDefinitions101

but in the end... i got my hair cut and it is short. and guess what.. it flicks and curls by itself. hairdresser's don't even know my hair :P




btw im not gunna send the photo to the hairdressers to prove them wrong, i mean... i wouldnt stoop THAT low... *seals envelope*

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Boy bands are kool..



it was this song that convinced me that the movie Boytown would be good. but oh no. goodness no.

so i'm at Max's house after the NYE party at chucky's house. we decided to rent out some movies. i chose Disturbia. Max chose Boytown. and we decided to watch a comedy first. about 10mins into the film i started to realise the non-funniness of the film. but i didnt wanna say anything cuz i thought i would ruin the movie for max. turns out she was thinkin the same thing. bout 45mins into the movie it was just too obvious how crap the movie was. i turned to max. she had the exact same expression on her face as i did. the sheer disbelief of how horrible the movie was.

Max: Who are the film makers tryin to appeal to??
Me: Old aussie men? with old aussie men humour?
Max: Yeah... *picks up Boytown dvd cover* do u think old aussie men pick this up and feel compelled to rent it?
Me: ... old aussie women? with old aussie men humour?


it was bout the halfway mark that i really didnt wanna watch the movie anymore.

Me: Max... can we please watch Disturbia?
Max: it doesnt matter how crap this movie is... i cant pay for a movie and NOT finish it.

so we stuck it through together.. we didnt handle it to well... for bout 20 mins of the film consisted of me and max squirming and rolling around in pain, anguish and heartbreaking regret. and just as the movie was nearly finished...

max: omgsh!! i wish they would just die!!

and then.. they did. thats the creative ending of the movie... they all die in a plane crash. worst ending ever and yet... the one we all wanted.

Max: let's write a note for the next customer... "dear rentee of the movie Boytown, you have just spent $4 on the worst movie in the history of cinema films"



i couldn't stop laughing when i saw this video... i mean... not only does it resemble the Boytown video... but watch out for the part where there's a wave comin at them

2:57 - *sings passionately* Huh?? what's that??? AHHH duck everyone!!! .... *gets back up* *continues singing passionately*

Middle guy: NO! I can take it! i'm a big backstreet boy!

Everyone: wait... so suddenly were in the middle of the ocean? and either we have really really long legs or the ocean only goes up to our shins...



these guys should have stopped while they could. theyre the reality of Boytown.