pop punk rock emo... thing

i slapped sam in the face today. 5 times. lol and it got harder each time.

a bunch of us went to nina's to film a video clip to no doubt's 'bathwater' song. i played the role of a girl whos boyfriend is a man slut. i get mad at him alot, push him around and slap him. i can see my future as an abusive girlfriend. lol jokin! i couldnt even slap sam right. hence we had to do it five times. i think he got a tiny bit annoyed. lol sorry dude! poor guy was bored out of his brains waiting for us to shot the bloody scenes.


oh yeah and i dressed up like a... well.. there are no words to describe it. hmm a sad attempt at a punk rock chick... a 'veronicas'? it has its benefits though... no need to brush ur hair since u gotta tease it every now and then. u can have no clue how to put on accessories like suspendors and it'll look like u 'meant to do that'.


the suspendors are hanging off my ass at the back.

downside is having to reapply the lipstick three times today. hehe ashleigh u so cute.


but a fun day before the cram study week.

aww

Telemarketers

I had three telemarketers call me within 30 minutes. I don't wanna be rude and just hang up so I just kinda stand there and pretend to listen for a minute or two before saying, “I'm not Mrs Dong.” and Ellen shares this frustration. So together we made a list of what to say the next time we get the much anticipated call.

1.My English is not sufficient for this conversation. I do apoligise.

2.I'm sorry, I have selective hearing. Could you please repeat each word five times?

3.My mummy and daddy aren't home. I like peanuts.

4.JESUS LOVES YOU!!! *arms flailing madly*

5.*leave the phone on the table and let the darlings talk their arses off*

6.Umm... I don't know what that word means... could you please spell that? D.E. SLOWER DARN IT!!! D.E.A.L... ok now let me go get the dictionary *hang up*

7.'How are you today, Mrs Dong?' 'oh well now that you've asked... I have these horrible pimples coming up in places you don't wanna know about. Oh but what the hell... I'll tell you.

8.Yes yes that's all good and interesting. But what I wanna know is... did the chicken come before the egg? Yeah betchu don't have that answer on ur script hey!

9.So, what are you wearing?

10.'You should hear about our special offers!' 'Oh I really wish I could but the problem is: I don't want to.'

sackcloth Vs bikini

modesty. now there's a word u don't hear very often these days.
integrity. there's another one.
self-value. dun think that's even a word.. but it is for now.

so i just finished a book called 'Do you think I'm beautiful?' and i've been thinking... what are my own standards when it comes to how i present myself? i mean, i don't exactly want to walk around in a sack-cloth with hair that has never known the purpose of a brush. but i definately don't want to skip around in a skirt that could be used as a belt and enough mascara to pave a car park.

most girls wanna be noticed, adored and loved. but how do they go about it? sure, i could wear more expensive clothes that are skimpier. but let me explain a little something bout myself.

1. i'm asian. therefore i will pay for my money's worth. to pay more for less material is just not logical to me.

2. i don't want to be slutty. now u can wear skimpy clothes and not be 'slutty' but i guess i prefer not to get myself in the situation where i'll be tempted to sell myself short.

3. i want a guy to see me how God sees me. God sees me for who i am on the inside. cliche but true. i believe God finds me beautiful...even in my dorky penguin PJs. id like to believe that i can find a guy who would find me adorable even if im 50 kg heavier and a thousand wrinkles wrinklier.

4. i have God. i don't need guys to whistle at me to feel noticed, adored or loved cuz i get that from God. and its so much purer, more powerful and perfect in every way.

i was shopping with ness on sunday afternoon. we were walking along and this large white figure came our way. what was it? an angel? pop 'n fresh? a chick wearing a white top? yeah. it was the last one. and oooooooh my gosh. did she get attention or what. she was wearing a white top thinner than tissue paper - tight enough to give the support of a bra. i guess that's why she didn't wear one. and for an asian... u just know those things aren't real.

now don't get me wrong. she could have been a really nice girl. but at first site... that's not the kinda message i wanna send about myself. it wasn't appealing. and if its appealing to most guys... then i guess i wouldn't date most guys.

but my point is, i wanna be respected as a girl with integrity. someone who values who she is and doesn't give a care if ppl think she's too 'christian'. it is possible for a girl to have God and have style.

Mr Graham. Physics genius.

the confetti was matt's request.

today

i handed in my last english extension assignment. WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!! *dances* i recorded me and Lj doing a victory dance on my camera when we handed in our assignment... then Mr McCarron came in and told us we needed to fix a few things. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. lol that was painful.


i'll tell u what else is painful. Blood knuckles. What's blood knuckles? it's an extraordinary display of pure stupidity. Irrational male ego. and mild entertainment for the audience.

basically ur aim is to keep a 20c coin spinning. if u stuff it up, you put ur knuckles on the desk and wait in anticipation of the other person who flicks the coin into ur knuckles. hard.

if u flick the coin off the desk three times, you get hit by a 50c coin. many other rules, cant be bothered.




phileep's excitement of having the chance to slaughter fairlie's kunckles.

why do we find violence so hilarious. i nearly cried from laughter after watching mickee and sam take turns in slugging eachother. i mean what's so funny bout a fist travelling at a great velocity and colliding with a stationary object (e.g. mickee). i do not know.

but its moments like these that i'll miss once i leave skool.
luv u guys lots.

http://chinadoll122.spaces.live.com/

it's term four and the crazy-asian-photo-taking frances is unleashed (is that how u spell it?). photos from mook cake, sunday skool sunday and awards nite are up on my space - http://chinadoll122.spaces.live.com/

feel free to steal them.
enjoy!
peace out

the creation

my faithful friend

the fears which come with english extension

My-mini-me (evolve anna, evolve!)

anna is so cute lol

vonnie's greatest fear

for those who went to the city on that day and those who heard the stories

web of lies

sometimes shopping hurts

the attack of the flies

my house is being attacked by flies. dunno where they came from... but they are flooding the house. i must have killed like 20 of them with my trusty fluro pink fly swatter.

i thought i was the best. fly. killer. everrr.. i mean the only person who can kill 20 flies is someone who has so much concentration, so much precision and so much positive chi. lord of the flies my ass... queen fly killer right here.

then my mum had to kill my little moment of victory by killing another 22 flies.

mum: wow. flies in australia are so easy to kill.
me: that's becuz asian flies have alot of kum pow. (my asian word for 'win')
mum: maybe it's becuz aussie flies are too fat... so they can't fly.
me: they can fly... they're just slower and stupider.

yeah didn't realise how racist that sounded till after i said it. was pretty funny though. but yeah apparently asian flies know how to get away from a giant coming at them with a plastic-fan-thing. and apparently you gotta hit them harder. i could give the flies in my house a little friendly pat on the back and they'd roll over and die. maybe it wasn't my kum pow after all.

brb... i c another one... *grabs trusty fluro pink fly swatter*

OMGSH!!! these flies are such fakers! i like swatted one just then and it laid dead for like two minutes and then just got up again all fine and dandy! WEB OF LIES!!! these flies are tricky as... i bet the 20 flies have always been the same fly!


look i even took photos for u guys. see, theres the little guy playing dead...


and there's the little guy two mins later! TRICKEHHH

my kum pow is so non-existant right now.

missing the hols

2 week holidays = 15 fast food meals
= a little more giggle in the arms
= aimless bumming in the city
= 6 consecutive days of the Lims
= 11 consecutive days of going out (achievement for me)
= countless visits to the Lim's house
= watching full grown men grab eachothers thighs and their interesting thrusting action while being pinned to the ground by other men (actually understood the footy)
= teaming up with bui to give steph a pep talk (sorry if we corrupted ur little sis ems)
= $200 dollars missing from account (and by missing, i mean spent)
= 14 days of avoiding anything related to school work
= 10 - 12 hours sleep each nite (oooooooh yeah.)
= no internet (how did i survive? refer to the above)

it's the first day of term 4. and i'm missing the holidays so much. but... just wanna thank God for just an awesome holiday of spending time with friends and having a good time. 5 more weeks of highskool, people!!! *victory dance* we shall party and it will be grand.

oh and most of you may know... that i dressed up like an asian for a costume party at youth. i was the best. asian. EVERRRR.





p.s. ness, you click the pictures... click... like with the mouse lol.