Day Care pt 4

Watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the fact that i expected the original movie showed my age)
Movie: He's an idiot.
Kid: UMUMUMA! They said the 'E' word!






We got to go out for bowling as an excursion. what other jobs would u get paid to go bowling? that was when i discovered that kids have mixed feelings about me.

Girls: Francessssss, we wanted to be in ur team!!
Me: awwwwww.
2 minutes later
Girls: Francessssss, we drew pictures of u
Me: awwwww... wait... why do i have dumbo ears and a black eye?





I think it's safe to say that i can't use my nickname 'Frank' in day care.
Girl 1 - u know what would be really funny?
Girl 2 - what?
Girl 1 - if i called you Hamish!
Girl 2 - ...
Girl 1 - CUZ YOU'RE NOT A BOY! *points finger and laughs*
Girl 2 - ...
Me - yeah that would be really weird.. *shifty eyes*




these days kids are just waaaaaaay too consumed by electronic devices and video games. waaaaaayy too much.


Boy: let me tell ya somethin. Tv is my life. DS is my life.
Me: aw yeah
Boy: and Wii is my life. Not wee wee, but nintendo wii.
Me: no i got that.
Boy: yeah, i cant live without it. i dunno what i would do.
Me: how old are u again?
Boy: seven
Me: *ahh the meaning of life at seven*

ok so i told myself i would blog about amyc but i've been too lazy and too late, so i figured i'll just do a top-up on everyone else's.

memorable moments

Atan replacing Mortein by brutally killing cockroaches during the peaceful strolls at night

Waking up to KC talking in her sleep. i don't think i've ever heard someone speak so clearly in their sleep before. this was after the conference and talent night must have taken a toll on her.

KC: ... guys, I'll be narrator.



Kevin Fang waking up to find Atan sleeping in a crunch position
Atan: *What is the most straining position i can sleep in to have maximum physical exertion?*




Sime T was bending over really really low. Tim noticed that his posterior was being revealed as a result. I just happened to be holding a bottle of water in my hand. Now, I must explain that my intention was to follow orders. So Tim nudged me and pointed to Sime's uncovered rear end. At this point, I immediately assumed that Tim was telling me to pour the water bottle into Sime's butt clevage, and so, i did. The following events included me laughing my head off, Sime trying to chase me with his wet butt and trying to dry himself by pointing his rear end towards the sunlight.

for revenge Sime T sat on me and farted. but in my opinion... victory is still mine.




I think my thumb muscles have become alot more buff after giving comfort-massages.

dude from ayc: hi frances. my name's Richard. we haven't met but... could u give my angel a massage?




I've been waiting for this day. the day Sime L met his older brother that I met two years ago.






the brissie crew being noob on the trams.
Tram: If you would like to stop at the next station, please request now.
Noobs: ummm... *puts hand up* we request.





ok so you may have heard bout the incident where we went to a fancy restaurant in thongs, tshirts and boardshorts. i dont think i've ever been to a fancier place before. and i dont think ive ever felt so lower class in my life lol if only i wasnt lookin like a hobo in my 5buck thongs. anyways, i had to pee. so i went up to a waitress and asked in a very polite and lady-like manner where the bathroom was. she replied in a very polite and lady-like manner. and as i walked towards the toilet, i tripped over my 5 buck thongs and made a lady-like yelp. yeah... i dont belong in fancy places lol

as requested, Atan blowing his nose a little too hard




Sequel to 'sime being cute'




Brisbane girl's are crazy