My Steering Wheel Cover

Ok so im finally starting to drive. and ive been wanting to get a new wheel cover cuz the old was could potentially cause my hands to bleed *everyone imagines wheel cover made from rusty nails... sold in springwood* so my daddy dearest bought a new one! totally unaware, i got into the car, started the engine, put my hands on the wheel and WOAHHH.. the thing is chuckier than a pro wrestlers biceps. its like made out of foam sausages or sumfin... and to top it off.. it has "HOT STUFF" written on the top.

but it wasnt until weeeeks later that i realised the full purpose of this amazing wheel cover.






Sheer embarrassment.

but i love my daddy lol