Protest... Springwood Style

okies ppl outside school wont get this at all. ok so what happened was that the school decided that theyve had enough of the students destroying the toilets (we actually used up all our funding money given by some organisation by fixing toilets). sooo they thought, "hey, the only way to solve this is by locking all the toilets in the school." "Ah yes. Pure genius... burst their bladders! burst them ALL!!!"

so yes in order for u to go to the toilet... u must take ur diary, get it signed by ur class teacher, take it to the office, show the ladies, get ur name marked off, get a key, take it to the toilet and open, do ur thang, lock the door after u come out, go back to the office, return key, sign off, go back to class.

i think by the time uve gotten to the office u would have pissed ur pants... if not that... worse. but yes that leads onto a story of a girl at skool who decided to crap in the middle of the toilet room to make a statement about the new rules. the boys came up with something different. but really its not that different. we springwooders are so creative.