the attack of the flies

my house is being attacked by flies. dunno where they came from... but they are flooding the house. i must have killed like 20 of them with my trusty fluro pink fly swatter.

i thought i was the best. fly. killer. everrr.. i mean the only person who can kill 20 flies is someone who has so much concentration, so much precision and so much positive chi. lord of the flies my ass... queen fly killer right here.

then my mum had to kill my little moment of victory by killing another 22 flies.

mum: wow. flies in australia are so easy to kill.
me: that's becuz asian flies have alot of kum pow. (my asian word for 'win')
mum: maybe it's becuz aussie flies are too fat... so they can't fly.
me: they can fly... they're just slower and stupider.

yeah didn't realise how racist that sounded till after i said it. was pretty funny though. but yeah apparently asian flies know how to get away from a giant coming at them with a plastic-fan-thing. and apparently you gotta hit them harder. i could give the flies in my house a little friendly pat on the back and they'd roll over and die. maybe it wasn't my kum pow after all.

brb... i c another one... *grabs trusty fluro pink fly swatter*

OMGSH!!! these flies are such fakers! i like swatted one just then and it laid dead for like two minutes and then just got up again all fine and dandy! WEB OF LIES!!! these flies are tricky as... i bet the 20 flies have always been the same fly!


look i even took photos for u guys. see, theres the little guy playing dead...


and there's the little guy two mins later! TRICKEHHH

my kum pow is so non-existant right now.